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AC

dina el7elweh — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:41:05 -0100

I didn't write from a very long time & the only thing that inspired me to writing is the coldness of the AC after a long winter without it, i just love the AC ...

kteer elmawdo3 sa5eef but i really wanted to say out loud how much i love the AC ..

AC AC AC AC

Mlo5eyyeh bel Laban

dina el7elweh — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:15:50 -0200

As a little girl who usually gets affected by anyone around, i had this thought in my mind about how heaven looks like, coz as a child usually talking about heaven is the only way to stop a child from doing something bad, any way (bala tolet salfeh) Me & my sister allways imagined that heaven is a very extremly huge pot (tanjara) that is full with (mlo5eyyeh bel laban) & good people who get to go to heaven just swim in it, i think my youngest sister convinced me with this idea some how (though i wasn't stupid ), so now the idea of going to heaven is not exactly that exciting to me (as a little girl) maybe that affected me till now...

Though now i know that heaven is something else but what if it was only (mlo5eyyeh bel laban) Maaaan we would be really screwed, any way hay a7la sa7en mlo5eyyeh men 2eedeen mama el7elween:

Closed Rooms

dina el7elweh — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:28:32 -0200

I recently moved to (riyadh, saudia arabia) where there are no fun places a human beign can go to, the single guys set alone & families usually set in closed rooms at resturants or in big closed room with other families (the family means: a man, lady "or more", & children if available) so any way this sucks & annoys the bejuses outa me, & i recently too got engaged (lolololeesh) so u know how engaged couple should like go out & set in a nice place, have fun & do whatever they want (i mean i'm finally engaged & can be with a guy 3alanan) & ofcource bedna na5od ra7etna & at my house it's like a so turn-off situation with family around & his place (though it's in a westren compound) is like tabo & forbiden from my parents point of view & it's still early to sneak around & stuff,

so anyway with all that chiaos we finally found the one & only advantage of the freakin' closed rooms at resturants, it's a closed room man & no one not even the waiters are aloud to enter, ........... so THANK GOD for the Saudi system (it rocks) he3 he3

Very Funny but True

dina el7elweh — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:32:52 -0200

Ramadan Kareem at Jordan's Channel

dina el7elweh — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 17:40:38 -0100

stupid saudi security guy

dina el7elweh — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:47:57 -0100

i just moved to riyadh a coupla weeks ago but still didn't sattle down, any way as many of you know there is nothing you can do here but go shopping or eating in one of the huge gigantic malls, so one day my family & i wanted to have a nice dinner so we went to a mall (surprisingly) & we ordered & sat in the family cornered sections where no single guy is allowed to enter (b2ta3o rez2na) any way we ate & finished & decided to go to the bathroom with my sister (girls has to go to bathrooms jama3at) so we walked & walked & couldn't find the bathroom so finally we decided to ask one of the security guys he must really know the place inch by inch, so we approached & i asked : (esxcuse me ween el twaleet, toilet, 7ammam) & he had this stupid look in his eyes while staring at my green lenses (i think he thought it was real) & he was like : (u want the exit?, tabeen el exit?) i said again: (no el 7ammam, el toilet) then he said : (tabeen tetla3een barra? , u want to get out?) at this moment i realized that i met the stupidist guy ever & i was like : ( YA 3AMMO EL7AMMAM, TOILET) then the data enterd his brain finallly & he said : (yes over there) i couldn't stop laughing & my sister was actually laughing at his face, then when i told my dad he said: (he probablly was amazed by ur green amazing fake eyes)

BAY5AAAAAAAAA

dina el7elweh — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:30:30 -0100

marra 3 men bedhom yaklo toffa7a o kol wa7ed lazem yakol nos keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef??????

beeji wa7ed b7ki lal toffa7a enti mo toffa7a bt7ki la2 ana toffa7a o nos fa beseer 3ndna 3 halfs fa kol wa7ed bakol half toffa7a o bnetla3 5alseen

الأردنية من غير معلم

dina el7elweh — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:26:23 -0100

وين أيامك: ‏مصطلح عام يفيد أن الشخص السائل لا يعرف أي شيء عن الشخص المسؤول, ويقال عندما يتقابلا بعد 20 سنه منذ آخر مرة رأيا بعضهما, ويفيد المصطلح تصنع الرغبه بمعرف نوع العمل الحالي وفي أي مدينة يعيش الآن وإتزوج وله لسه رغم أنهم جيران أو أصحاب على العظم بس الصدفة للإسف جمعتهم قدام الدكانه أو في السرفيس .

· ‏بهالدنيا : ‏رد من الشخص الذي طرح عليه ‏سؤال (وين أيامك) وينطوي على الرغبه بعدم التحدث وإظهار القرف من الشخص المقابل والرغبه في الإنصراف, وعادة ما يتم قبول السؤال والجواب بالتراضي بين الشخصين رغم ما ينطويان عليه من الحشرية والرد اللاذع .

· ‏إصحاب على العظم : ‏عبارة تفيد الصحبة الطويلة بين شبين زرقتات في الأغلب, وببيهم خبز وملح ودخان, وتؤكد على عمق العلاقة المادية من ناحية الدائن والمدين. وتفيد أن كلا الشخصين قادر على أن يمون على الآخر سوء بموقف نخوجي أو قصه مصاري, وأن الطرف الآخر من الصحبة على إستعداد لتلبية نداء الصاحب الآخر في أي زمان ومكان .

· ‏يلعن إلي طرقك : ‏عبارة بين إصحاب على العظم تدل على أن الأول تبلا أو عرط عرطة أمام شخص آخر ‏على الثاني بحضور الثاني وأن الثاني ينكرها تماما ويتهم الأول بالكذب مع وجود عتب لحظي و وتلحق دائما برد يضحد فيه الثاني إدعاء الأول, وهي تعتبر مسبة مشروعه تمام بين الشباب ويقصد فيها التحبب أحياناً .

· ‏من الآخر : ‏شيء أو حادثه أو شخص أو شخصه أو موقف, عالي الجودة ولم يسبق للمتكلم ان رأى مثله أو توقع وجوده. وهو يعكس سعادة المتكلم عن الموقف أو الشيء والترغيب فيه, هذا ويتم تحبيش هذا الشي أو الموقف بكميه لابأس بها من العرطات .

· ‏على راسي : ‏عبارة لا تفيد شيء عملي تماماً وأنما تدل على الإمتنان العميق وتقدير الطرف الآخر, وتتم عادة بين الشباب الديونجيه أو المتشبهين بالديونجيه .

· ‏شب ديونجي : ‏شب عادة ما يكون من النوع المغامر الذي مر بعدد من المواقف والتجارب المثيره التي تنطوي على مغامرات وسوالف طرمه أخرى يحجم عنها الآخرين, ويمتاز هذا الشب بالشجاعه والتجربه والبعد النسبي عن التدين. وعادة ما تطلق على الشب الأزعر المشهور بالطيش ومصاحبة الزعران الآخرين ومجتمع اللي مش فارقه معاهم أي شي, ولا يحكمهم الحلال والحرام ولا العرف .

· ‏كبير يا .......: ‏تتبع عادة بإسم شب من الشلة عمل حركة مجدعه من الطراز الرفيع وقد كلفته هذه الحركة عادة مصاري, وتدل أيضا على فرح المتكلم وإقراره لتصرف .

· ‏ولو على حسابك : ‏عبارة غير ذات معنى وتركيبه من الكلام المتناقض, تقال عن رغبه أحد بشيء يبيعه الطرف الآخر, ويطلقها الشخص مالك الغرض ليعبر عن عدم إكثراثه بالمصاري مع إنو بموت على القرش .

· ‏ما بزل عليك : ‏تقال عندما تنطوي السلافة أو الخرفيه على حدث صعب التصديق, ويقولها المتكلم لتأكيد على وقوع هذا الحدث الخارق للعادة الذي حدث أمام عينيه وتدل على إستغرابه وشجبه للحدث أو الواقعه .

· ‏ول : ‏تفيد الإستغراب والإنكار الشديدين من حجم غرض ما أو من شدة موقف ما أو قدر مبلغ ما, وتفيد أن مطلق العبارة يستمع لشب آخر بسولف سوافه وقع ذكر أو حجم أو وصف للغرض محل الول وأحيانا تطلق لتكذيب الشخص المتحدث صاحب السولافة الطرمة, ويستخدمها عاده الأطفال بطريقة المسكنه والتذلل للحصول على شيء ما من شخص أكبر بالسن وتتبع بكلمه عمو فتصبح : ول يا عمو

Life In Jordan

dina el7elweh — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 17:17:59 -0100

ReLaXinG GoLfiNg

dina el7elweh — Mon, 04 Sep 2006 16:31:27 -0100

now that's what they mean by relaxing golfing, huh?

TuRn A gUy DoWn (fashet 5olo2)

dina el7elweh — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:31:14 -0100

How many times did girls found themselves infront of a stupid-pissing off-observation a guy made ,& most of the times she can't even find the words to turn him down & nothing she can say (ra7 yefesh 5ol2ha) , my sister sent me a coupla brilliant ways to turn a guy down ma3 fashet 5olo2 & i wanted to share it so girls can have some fresh good funny turn downs & guys can stop repeating the same comments & try to find some other words that actually work, so here are they:

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

NOT POLITICAL BUT HUMAN

dina el7elweh — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:21:10 -0100

For the first time in my life i'm proud to be an arabic & a muslim, it's just thoughts that are living in me these days watching the news, watching what's happenning over the whole world ....

For the first time i feel that i belong, that i care with all my heart & soul

i'm just a normal girl that loves movies, music & in general life but just these days that i opened my eyes & saw dreams coming true & i actually believe in this concept now, they gave us back a hope a desire & a slite feeling of high not over (a glass of wine or a smell of weed) but over victory ... yes a little vision to what victory feels like, what pay back time tastes like ...... i don't know if this is going to stay just a dream or it's acutally coming true but i truly want to believe it right now cause we need the taste of the glass of victory & joy because even if it's not going to last maybe we will really like what it tastes like & we will consider of drinking from it again

God be with u (NASRALLAH) God be with all of those who fight for this dream, who are trying to make it reality & infict us with it, God be with u

It hurts....awww

dina el7elweh — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:52:56 -0100

check out this funnny page & tell me what u think..... it hurts

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

p.s: (copy the link then paste it in a new windew address)

gorgious man

dina el7elweh — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 16:53:49 -0100



isn't he just unbelievably gorgious...... hell ofa lucky wife he got there...
i have just two questions in my mind? where did he get married? a chirch?
why did he got married in the first place? .....
any way he continues to dazzel us every time......
way to go gorgious


Autism .. a mysterious world

dina el7elweh — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:36:37 -0100

I heard mommy talking to me but couldn't look at her, she was saying come here caroline, & i know what does it mean but i couldn't feel my body, i couldn't feel my fingers, my toes, i didn't know where my legs are until she came & held my hand, sorry mommy i wish i know what's wrong with me, i wish i can be like you want me to be............
that is a confessions of a recovered-autistic-person ...

the whole time i was working with my student (an autistic cute little girl) i allways felt like she knows what i'm saying but her mind does not work like mine & yours, she can't express it the same why, i allways tried to make her feel that our world is also fun, interesting & safe, but whenever she felt nervous she used to block her mind & go back to her world, a world of teletubbies, cindrella, snowwhite & barney with lots of blue bubbles flying in the air, & she sings & sings & sings....
7abeebti i know your world is something you understand & enjoy, but our world says that u have to be here with us, with all the pain & suffer we are living in .... oh God sweetie i wish i can live with you in your world where i don't care of nothing & nobody

God of War

dina el7elweh — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 21:21:35 -0100

THE GODS OF OLYMPUS HAVE ABANDONED ME ..... NOW THERE IS NO HOPE...
& kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all of greece ................
then the game starts, i know i'm suppouse to be 22 & old enough to stop playing on playstation, but i actually started palying this year after finding this game, it's amazing & the soundtrack of the game is fantastic that it should be a movie, i actually feel bad that the guy in the game (kratos) does not really exist ..he3 he3, & i'm actually so happy that his wife & child are dead ......
any way play the game it's amazing

dmoo3 eltamasee7

dina el7elweh — Sat, 24 Jun 2006 17:30:56 -0100

They call it (dmoo3 eltamasee7), but really why do women cry alot (3al 7ami o elbared)
seriouslly it's wierd how the mind of a woman works, last month i finished my contract that lasted for nearly a year in my first job, it wasn't so bad it was just frustrating as hell, i was counting the days for 4 months before i finished & then it was almost my last month, my last 2 weaks, then my last day..... i couldn't believe that the misery is finally over i'm finishing my papers, i can't believe it... is it really happening, i was waiting 4 that day 2 come but now it has came i went back home couldn't stop crying between me & myself, i don't understand, i wanted it so much 2 end & now it's over ..i don't wanna go back 2 it but i miss it, i really don't understand,    .... it's exactly like dumping a guy then going crazy when u see him with another girl ....
so i finally came 2 one conclusion : women are crazy ... so good luck guys